By Felix Kundishora

MDC is furious with what they call docile and stupid Zimbabwean citizens and intends to harass them through noise everyday by hooting and other forms of harassment.

According to an MDC high level source, the party intends to harass the docile Zimbabweans who are ignoring its calls to engage in protest that would bring them into power.

The source said, “Sleeping Zimbabweans shall be woken up by noise and other forms of harassment. Everyday we shall make noise until citizens find it unbearable and throng the streets to help us to come to power.

“We have waited for too long to be Ministers and high officials. We are aging; we need to act now.”

The source went on to say that the idea of causing docile Zimbabweans to wake up through noise was conceived by Western strategic advisors whom he was not willing to disclose. However, it is known that the strategy was recently employed in Iran where it failed to yield the desired results besides infuriating most people.